Total Medals Earned: 2,620 (From 443 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,555 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (65/440 points)
Complete Lesson of Peace.
Complete Going for the Top.
Complete levels 6-15 with a total of 5 preserved drops.
Complete Enlightenment.
Complete the Koan.
Complete levels 16-25 with a total of 20 preserved drops.
Complete the game without dying or restarting levels more than 10 times total.
Complete levels 31-35 with a total of 20 preserved drops.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)
Blow up TNT!
Beat level 12!
Beat level 17!
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/155 points)
Die
Collect all three items from the shop window
Medals Earned: 4/7 (185/270 points)
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/135 points)
Collect
Get three stars from 15 missions
Complete all 40 levels
Collect all briefcases
Get three stars from all missions
Medals Earned: 3/3 (80/80 points)
Get 10000 or more points
Get 15000 or more points
Get 20000 or more points
Medals Earned: 5/13 (80/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 10/30 (100/400 points)
Complete Level 5 on Normal
Complete Level 10 on Normal
Complete Level 3 on Normal
Complete Level 4 on Normal
Complete Level 2 on Normal
Complete Level 8 on Normal
Complete Level 9 on Normal
Complete Level 7 on Normal
Complete Level 6 on Normal
Complete Level 1 on Normal
Complete Level 5 on Easy
Complete Level 10 on Easy
Complete Level 3 on Easy
Complete Level 4 on Easy
Complete Level 2 on Easy
Complete Level 8 on Easy
Complete Level 9 on Easy
Comlete Level 7 on Easy
Complete Level 6 on Easy
Complete Level 1 on Easy
Complete Level 5 on Hard
Complete Level 10 on Hard
Complete Level 3 on Hard
Complete Level 4 on Hard
Complete Level 2 on Hard
Complete Level 8 on Hard
Complete Level 9 on Hard
Complete Level 7 on Hard
Complete Level 6 on Hard
Complete Level 1 on Hard
Medals Earned: 16/30 (120/400 points)