Total Medals Earned: 2,606 (From 441 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,480 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
pass the game using not more than 75 shots
complete the game
pass the game using not more than 50 shots
pass the game using not more than 35 shots
find secret room
get to the girl without hurting the crocodile
collect all coins
pass the game using not more than 25 shots
earn more than 250000
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Level 4 complete
Level 8 complete
Game complete
Medals Earned: 7/7 (350/350 points)
Have 20 Italians helping you in the kitchen!
Have 20 cursors on the pizza at once.
Have 20 Pizzabot 3000s going at once.
Have 25,000 pizzas at once
Have 20 Super Ovens churning out 'zas.
Have 20 ships sailing the seas of cheese.
Have 100,000 pizzas at once
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/55 points)
get hit by any memory while trying to avoid them
finish the game
Medals Earned: 2/7 (55/265 points)
The antonym for incomprehension.
No clues here.
Everyone's favorite school subject.
"I" can't tell you the answer.
Evil lives on.
Me this.
For a small price.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (100/210 points)
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Get a delightful history lesson.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.