Total Medals Earned: 2,606 (From 441 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,480 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 8/9 (155/160 points)
Buy this in the store
Understand the task
Buy something
Buy me in the store
Upgrade you sec fully
Beat the game
Go to Agixion.tk
Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/140 points)
What a quick game!
you are a beach boy!!!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
Medals Earned: 6/6 (200/200 points)
Get at least first Acorn
Collect at least 5 power ups
Get a total of 50 Acorns
Experience at least 5 rainy days
Get Hungry for 10 Times
Game has finished
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Medals Earned: 12/14 (480/500 points)
Get on a magazine cover!
Survive one assassination attempt!
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get a statue!
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/245 points)
Complete the "Forest" Level
Complete the "City" Level
Complete the "Lab" Level
Find one of the ten Golden Hearts
Seen all three endings
Complete i saw her across the world
Medals Earned: 9/14 (200/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 5/7 (135/235 points)
First steps
Return to another world
Kill the king
Solve reel puzzle
Complete the game again
Find a face
Solve puzzle for 15 sec